James Swanson III

Bucket PullMedium Joke Book

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·1.75 punch density·1.80 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·5 beats·1.75 punch density·1.80 tag density·Medium Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

I recently got engaged to the woman of my dreams.

Love is blind and it is also three feet six inches.

I fell in love with the midget.

I can only handle half of a woman's problems.

When we go out on dates, I carry her in a front pack

like a little baby kangaroo.

We always get our 50% off discount

and we only have short arguments.

But the best part is my dick looks huge next to a midget.

First time I've ever been in two hands at the same time.

And I feel like a giant,

'cause when I'm standing up,

give her the money shot.

She's standing up too, like she's in the shower.

We only got one problem, Austin.

She's always trying to 69,

but she can only 34.5.

So while she's sucking my dick,

I'm licking her kneecaps.

Don't laugh, like kneecaps is delicious.

I just put a little honey on 'em.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Love could be blind to shortness.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI recently got engaged to the woman of my dreams.

punchlineLove is blind and it is also three feet six inches.

tagI fell in love with the midget.

tagI can only handle half of a woman's problems.