Martin Phillips

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Career avg·2.77 bits/set·3.04 beats/set·0.58 punch density·0.97 tag density·26 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.50 punch density·0.67 tag density

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Skips to 6:07 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I would never do human trafficking

because I hate regular traffic, you know?

Like, who's doing this, right?

[Bit 2]

Sometimes I like to wear women's clothes, you know?

It's really tight. It makes me feel buff, you know?

And people are like, "That, Marty, is that a swole?"

Well, like, "Nah, this is my sister's dress," you know?

[Bit 3]

Okay, at school they have to say, "Make room for Jesus."

And they say, "Yeah, he's trying to cry too.

He wants it on this."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“'Traffic' can mean moving people or road congestion.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI would never do human trafficking

punchlinebecause I hate regular traffic, you know?

tagLike, who's doing this, right?