Matt Gonzalez

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.50 punch density·1.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

I'm fat and I'm Mexican.

My friends call me "Ozemspic."

[Bit 2]

Now, being Mexican, obviously I grew up Catholic.

Growing up Catholic, I'd always have, like, the old ladies at church.

They'd be like, "Mijo."

They'd pinch my cheek, "Mijo."

One of these days, you're gonna grow up.

grow up and you're gonna be a priest. I don't know how to tell them. I don't want

to fuck kids. Like that's not my journey and that's definitely not my cross to

bear. God's plan for me was to fuck of-age white women and it's going pretty

I can't lie.

It's going pretty good.

[Bit 3]

I have a girlfriend, it's sick as fuck.

She's white as hell.

I give her a good dick.

She gives me a green card.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Ozempic" sounds like "oh, spic".”

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupI'm fat and I'm Mexican.

punchlineMy friends call me "Ozemspic."