Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.70 punch density·0.40 tag density

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Skips to 2:01:32 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Gonna be here. I just got back from Asia, if you couldn't tell.

Thank you.

Konichiwa.

Yeah, just got back from Asia. It's great being in Asia.

I can unlock every iPhone on that continent.

[Bit 2]

I love being back in America, love America,

love having that gun, now I can get into arguments

at the mall.

[Bit 3]

Can't wait 'til we get rid of DEI.

Soon Harvard is gonna be all Asian.

It's not gonna be called LinkedIn anymore,

it's gonna be called Ching-Tin.

[Bit 4]

I met a guy from Lebanon recently,

I didn't know that was a place,

I thought it was QAnon for lesbians.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Asian people being treated as interchangeable is widely understood but rarely said aloud.”

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupGonna be here. I just got back from Asia, if you couldn't tell.

punchlineKonichiwa.