William Montgomery

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·2.00 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Everybody says dogs are racist, but mine's actually homophobic.

I tried to take my dog to San Francisco and she said, and I quote, "Either bored me or euthanize me."

[Bit 2]

47-year-old Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny was recently found dead in prison.

prison. Russian officials said he died from sudden death syndrome, which is kind of weird because I didn't even realize he knew Hillary Clinton.

[Bit 3]

This is a really weird rumor, but I just heard the Aliyah plane crash happened because the pilot tried to ghost ride the whip.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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Beat Premise

“Everybody says dogs are racist, but mine's actually homophobic.”

Joke Type

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punchlineEverybody says dogs are racist, but mine's actually homophobic.