Set 12 · Episode 667
David Lucas
RegularBlackMan
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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.19 punch density·0.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
Have y'all seen this new argument online
where women are saying they'd rather be in the woods
with a bear than in a room with a man?
This is because they're scared to get raped.
This is the stupidest shit I've ever heard
in my fucking life.
And then I thought about it.
Would I rather be in the car with a woman...
or a bear?
I think I'd rather be in the car with a bear
because at least a bear knows what the fuck he wants to eat.
[Bit 2]
For all you dumb bitches who chose the bear...
The good thing for you is when that bear attacks you,
at least nobody will ask you, "Well, what were you wearing?"
[Bit 3]
You know what's gonna be crazy when all these hoes find out
that the bear is just a gay nigger from West Hollywood?
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Choosing a bear over a woman implies fear of danger, but reveals indecision about food.”
Joke Type
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setupHave y'all seen this new argument online
setupwhere women are saying they'd rather be in the woods
setupwith a bear than in a room with a man?
setupThis is because they're scared to get raped.
setupThis is the stupidest shit I've ever heard
setupin my fucking life.
setupAnd then I thought about it.
setupWould I rather be in the car with a woman...
setupor a bear?
setupI think I'd rather be in the car with a bear
punchlinebecause at least a bear knows what the fuck he wants to eat.