Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.33 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 13:37 in the episode

[Bit 1]

We're good to be here. I've been listening to a lot of Afro-Latino beats.

Mostly Rihanna. You know, a lot of people don't know that she made a lot of Afro-Latino beats, but she did, because she's Afro-Latino and she got beat.

[Bit 2]

I don't understand women.

Women are always trying to look beautiful and hot and sexy,

but then they get mad at me when I wanna fuck them.

It's like going out to a guy at a basketball court

who's wearing basketball shorts,

and I'm like, "Hey, do you wanna play basketball?"

And he's like, "No, I'm here to dance with my friends."

[Bit 3]

I think owning a dog makes you a pervert because whenever it's peeing you have to stand right there staring at him

Holding a leash tied around its neck

That's gonna turn anyone on after a while

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Afro-Latino beats" can mean music genre or the beating Rihanna received.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupWe're good to be here. I've been listening to a lot of Afro-Latino beats.

punchlineMostly Rihanna. You know, a lot of people don't know that she made a lot of Afro-Latino beats, but she did, because she's Afro-Latino and she got beat.