Heath Cordes

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.21 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I had a bad dream last night where

I was being chased by Ronald McDonald,

and I had to change my undies when I woke up.

because of all the cum. I didn't go through puberty when I was supposed to

[Bit 2]

so I took t-shots to get my balls working just a little bit and it's

terrible. Yeah puberty lied puberty told me that I would break five feet get a

a deep voice and get some muscles.

But all I got was some acne, public erections,

and a mustache inside my asshole.

[Bit 3]

I was at an open mic last night.

I was going to try something new.

And I almost got scared and didn't.

But then I remembered if something scares you,

that means you should do it.

So I tried it.

And now I have a Coke habit.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Waking up needing to change underwear implies fear, but reveals semen from a nightmare.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI had a bad dream last night where

setupI was being chased by Ronald McDonald,

setupand I had to change my undies when I woke up.

punchlinebecause of all the cum. I didn't go through puberty when I was supposed to