Heath Cordes on Kill Tony
5 sets·2.40 bits/set·2.80 beats/set·0.42 punch density·0.82 tag density
About Heath Cordes's sets
Heath Cordes has done 5 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #660 (23 Apr 2024) and the latest on episode #730.
Heath Cordes won a Golden Ticket, Tony's promise of a spot on a future episode.
Heath Cordes has performed for guest panels including Duncan Trussell, Ian Fidance, Ian Bagg and Tyler Fischer.
Heath Cordes averages 0.42 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 57% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Heath Cordes's punch density went from 0.83 in the first set to 0.15 in the latest.
On average Heath Cordes follows each punchline with 0.82 tags.
Of the 14 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 8 are misdirect jokes, ahead of double-meaning (2).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #730 | - | Duncan Trussell, Ian Fidance | 2 | 0.15 | 0.33 |
| KT #692 | - | Ian Bagg, Tyler Fischer | 4 | 0.47 | 0.75 |
| KT #681Big Joke Book | 10 Sept 2024 | Greg Fitzsimmons, Sam Jay | 1 | 0.45 | 1.50 |
| KT #667 | 11 June 2024 | Adam Devine, Harland Williams, Live From The Youtube Theater | 3 | 0.21 | 0.00 |
| KT #660 | 23 Apr 2024 | Elaine, Ian Edwards | 2 | 0.83 | 1.50 |
Jokes from Heath Cordes's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #730
And she knew that. She knew I didn't have self-control, but she still made the sweets.
She was like a pimp feeding crack to her bitch.
I'd beg. I'd say, please. Please.
She'd say, shut up.
KT #692
She left. But you know what's always been in my corner? You know what's actually in my corner?
Stiff socks.
It's freedom.
She, you know, I didn't use protection.
I'm not supposed to know what that is.
Just a small boy.
KT #68110 Sept 2024
My mother, she sent me nude pictures of herself. On my cell phone, real time. Nah, it was an accident, it was an accident.
I hope it was an accident.
That's all you can do.
You can only hope because when your mother sends you those pictures, you definitely don't reply to make sure.
Just checking, is this for me?
No, you don't do that with your mother.
You report her, she's in jail.
KT #66711 June 2024
I had a bad dream last night where I was being chased by Ronald McDonald, and I had to change my undies when I woke up.
because of all the cum. I didn't go through puberty when I was supposed to
terrible. Yeah puberty lied puberty told me that I would break five feet get a a deep voice and get some muscles. But all I got was some acne, public erections,
and a mustache inside my asshole.
KT #66023 Apr 2024
but then it just got really needy and I needed space. So like, I couldn't see her anymore. And that's why I said, I hate to do this,
but if you leave me, I'll kill your family.
Burn your house down, shoot my brains out.
I don't give a fuck.
right I'm gonna fuck the shit out of Elaine tonight. That's the end of my