Set 11 · Episode 667
Kim Congdon
Bucket PullWoman
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.47 punch density·1.30 tag density·2 sets
This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.36 punch density·0.80 tag density
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[Bit 1]
I have a boyfriend now.
I have-- Yeah, I do.
Yeah, dude. I've been looking forever.
No, no, no, no, no.
Listen, I've been looking in LA for a long time.
I got him in Texas.
He's like a real man.
I was looking for a man in LA, but every hot dude there
has a boyfriend.
And the straight ones paint their nails,
and that's the same thing for me, honestly.
I'm not kidding.
You have to fuck a homeless guy in LA
to find a man that can build a fire.
[Bit 2]
My boyfriend's hot.
He's strong.
And that's my rule.
My new boyfriend has to be able to beat up my last, you know?
Like my new boyfriend, he's 6'2".
He's in the military.
I feel like he could kill a man with his hands.
My last boyfriend rollerbladed away from 9/11, okay?
Do you know how bad that is?
I'd rather fuck the guy flying the plane
than the dude that rollerbladed away in Janko jeans, okay?
I got back together with him after that, yeah.
Yeah, that's Tower 2.
[Bit 3]
I do worry that he's too manly, my new boyfriend,
but it's fine, he's moving to LA with me,
so he'll be trans in a week.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Straight LA men painting their nails could be the same dealbreaker as having a boyfriend.”
Joke Type
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setupI have a boyfriend now.
setupYeah, dude. I've been looking forever.
setupListen, I've been looking in LA for a long time.
setupI got him in Texas.
setupHe's like a real man.
setupI was looking for a man in LA, but every hot dude there
setuphas a boyfriend.
setupAnd the straight ones paint their nails,
punchlineand that's the same thing for me, honestly.
tagI'm not kidding.