Martin Phillips

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Career avg·2.77 bits/set·3.04 beats/set·0.58 punch density·0.97 tag density·26 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.63 punch density·0.67 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Anyway, I've been looking for a side check,

but I have to find the main check first.

[Bit 2]

I don't like to dance, but when I dance, people think I'm having a seizure.

But then, when I'm having a seizure, people think I'm dancing.

It's a predicament.

[Bit 3]

A gay man told me I had a nice ass, so I can say that my ass is gay man approved, not tested.

Not there yet.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Looking for a side partner implies a main relationship, but reveals none.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupAnyway, I've been looking for a side check,

punchlinebut I have to find the main check first.