William Montgomery

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Career avg·4.13 bits/set·4.51 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.57 tag density·101 sets

This set·6 bits·7 beats·0.73 punch density·0.14 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I feel weird admitting this,

but when I was stuck in a grain elevator for six days,

I saw a friend swallow a dick and he never shit it out.

[Bit 2]

I sold some coke to Superman, but I feel bad

because I ended up cutting it with Kryptonite.

I started a new crypto coin.

I won't tell you what I named it,

but let's just say Superman refuses to be an investor.

[Bit 3]

There was a controversy this week

when Taylor Swift released a new single entitled,

"Let's Human Traffic My Neighbor's Foster Children."

[Bit 4]

Joe Biden's so old, he remembers watching TRL.

[Bit 5]

You know who's loving these protests?

P Diddy.

That dude probably starting protest at middle schools.

[Bit 6]

Come on y'all, you know Israel over there

bombing Super Creeper orgies for no damn reason.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being trapped in a grain elevator for six days implies a survival ordeal, but reveals a bizarre sexual observation.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI feel weird admitting this,

setupbut when I was stuck in a grain elevator for six days,

punchlineI saw a friend swallow a dick and he never shit it out.