Set 1 · Episode 691
Ari Matti
RegularManWhiteSmall Joke Book
Career avg·2.08 bits/set·4.28 beats/set·0.56 punch density·1.00 tag density·25 sets
This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.91 punch density·1.50 tag density
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[Bit 1]
Whoever you vote for is your business.
But the sign outside of your house on the lawn
is fucking insane.
That's where your wife and kids live.
Even if you vote for Kamala,
don't put a sign out there for the maniacs to see
that in this house, there's an unarmed pussy waiting.
I'm gonna rob you out of principle.
I'm just gonna walk in,
give me all your shit.
Some Sam Smith looking fuck is in the kitchen.
Wearing a mask in his own house.
Honey, come down.
He's here to rob us.
Some green haired bitch comes down.
Don't assume they are here to rob us.
That's why the sign outside my lawn has trumped 2024
with two swastikas.
In this house we grab pussy, we shoot people.
Come on in!
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“That lawn signs negate ballot privacy is widely understood but rarely said aloud.”
Joke Type
elephant-in-the-roomLines
setupWhoever you vote for is your business.
setupBut the sign outside of your house on the lawn
punchlineis fucking insane.
tagThat's where your wife and kids live.