Set 5 · Episode 691
Kam Patterson
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This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.33 punch density·2.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
My, uh, my cousin just got out of prison, uh, recently.
Um, and some niggas should be in prison.
Uh, not--not all. A lot of people are very smart.
My cousin is not one of those people.
He should stay in prison.
My cousin--it's--it's--
He kind of raised me a little bit as a child, right?
And now that people know who I am,
people want to tell all my new friends
about how we grew up together, right?
But he don't tell none of the cool stories.
Like, we used to rob people together.
We had to jump people together.
We got all my new friends.
Remember that one time,
we was at your mama's house?
We were humping them pillows?
You can't be telling n***a shit like that, man!
That's between us!
We was doing-- listen, first of all,
it was Usher in the background.
That's gay as hell, right?
Right?
What made it weird, my homegirl was like,
y'all gave for doing that together.
Like, no, understand something.
They were girl pillows, so it's not gay.
They had like, tassels and shit on them, so it's fine.
And it was weird, because like, this the weirdest thing
about the whole situation is that he don't understand.
Like, that's not cool.
You understand what I'm saying?
Like, I remember-- and this is why I say,
he should stay in prison.
This is why I say he should stay there.
He wanted to talk to my homegirl, right?
He was like, your homegirl look good.
put me off to home, but I saw her, yeah, I moved there,
if I will, so I told her she could talk to her,
and they were talking and shit, and then she was like,
"Hey, your cousin keep choking me."
And I was like, "Why are you choking this girl?"
And he was like, "I'm not choking a nigga,
I'm massaging her throat."
Now I'm like, "They gonna put you back in prison,
I want you to know that, and you should be there."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
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“Prison release could be an error in judgment.”
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setupMy, uh, my cousin just got out of prison, uh, recently.
punchlineUm, and some niggas should be in prison.
tagUh, not--not all. A lot of people are very smart.
tagMy cousin is not one of those people.
tagHe should stay in prison.