William Montgomery

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Career avg·4.13 bits/set·4.51 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.57 tag density·101 sets

This set·5 bits·5 beats·1.75 punch density·0.40 tag density

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Skips to 1:51:51 in the episode

[Bit 1]

After hearing Tony's jokes at the Trump rally, Donald is now wishing he would have been shot

in his other ear too.

[Bit 2]

Tony asked the Trump campaign if he could ever work with them again.

They said, "Yeah, we'll contact you using this special beeper."

[Bit 3]

I asked Tony if he was worried about being chased by the Puerto Ricans and he said, "No,

I bought a jet ski."

What did you mean by that, Tony?

[Bit 4]

Catholics if the Pope is so powerful let's see him part the Red Sea okay

[Bit 5]

that's why I'm William Montgomery focusing in on these super topical me

situation and then a random Pope joke at the end I know I messed up on it I was

doing pretty good with the other stuff and then I was able to write 49 seconds

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Surviving an attack implies relief, but reveals wishing for more injury.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupAfter hearing Tony's jokes at the Trump rally, Donald is now wishing he would have been shot

punchlinein his other ear too.