Michael Lehrer

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Watch Michael Lehrer's Kill Tony episode 506 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 3.50 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

Career avg·6.18 bits/set·7.08 beats/set·0.55 punch density·0.45 tag density·38 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·3.50 punch density·0.75 tag density

[Bit 1]

Stop telling me how cold my wheelchair is.

That's like saying you lick sexy on dialysis or your skin glows while you're on chemo.

This is not a wheelchair, it's a bird scooter for the damned.

You try plucking your legs in, you try plucking your legs in every 12 hours.

[Bit 2]

I go to restaurants, I demand a discount for bringing my own chair.

[Bit 3]

Strip clubs, strip clubs give me a discount on lap dances, but they charge me a maintenance

me for jizzing all over the place. My cock is like a fire extinguisher. The measure

guard using my cock to put out force fires. Smoky the bear gave my cock the presidential

- Mother of freedom.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupStop telling me how cold my wheelchair is.

punchlineThat's like saying you lick sexy on dialysis or your skin glows while you're on chemo.