Ali Macofsky

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Watch Ali Macofsky's Kill Tony episode 221 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.88 punch density, 0.40 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

>> People think I'm high all the time because I talk slow.

I-- Last time someone told me to calm down was 2013.

[Bit 2]

I don't know. Because people think I'm high, they don't expect me to be good at anything.

They just invite me to things that I don't want to go to.

I got 12 text messages today telling me that it's free Slurpee Day tomorrow.

I don't want to do that.

[Bit 3]

Stoners always think that they're so chill, but there's nothing relaxing about alien conspiracies.

[Bit 4]

Whenever I smoke weed, I just think I'm shitting my pants.

And all the stoners are like, "Just push through it."

I'm like, "I don't want to actually shit my pants."

[Bit 5]

I feel like if I did shit my pants high, I would be like super chill about it.

I just feel like, "I think it smells like someone shit their pants."

It definitely wasn't me.

Yep.

There you go.

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setup>> People think I'm high all the time because I talk slow.

punchlineI-- Last time someone told me to calm down was 2013.