Mikey McKernan

Bucket PullMan

Watch Mikey McKernan's Kill Tony episode 221 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.38 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.38 punch density·0.25 tag density

[Bit 1]

I don't have any dick jokes, but I'm trying my hardest.

One more time for all the great beards in the crowd, you guys.

All right.

[Bit 2]

I grow my hair out this long because I can't grow a beard,

because people with beards so cool, right?

Right? You're smart, aren't you?

They say smart things.

Like, "Oh, you're a perceived reality with five senses,

but tonight you have a sixth sense.

Sense of humor.

Bo.

Ah.

Ah."

I look like an idiot.

[Bit 3]

I feel like an idiot too, because every time I eat I gotta put my hair up to eat so I don't eat my hair.

Now people think I work at 7-Eleven.

Free Slurpee Day tomorrow.

[Bit 4]

You guys ever thought you can rob a 7-Eleven but you stopped when you saw the cut out cardboard cup?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

punchlineI don't have any dick jokes, but I'm trying my hardest.