Mikey McKernan on Kill Tony
7 sets·3.86 bits/set·4.14 beats/set·0.48 punch density·0.21 tag density
About Mikey McKernan's sets
Mikey McKernan has done 7 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #186 (20 Dec 2016) and the latest on episode #476 (13 Oct 2020).
Mikey McKernan came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Mikey McKernan has performed for guest panels including Cort Mccown, San Francisco, Kevin Nealon and Kirk Fox.
Mikey McKernan averages 0.48 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 67% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Mikey McKernan's punch density went from 0.29 in the first set to 1.40 in the latest.
On average Mikey McKernan follows each punchline with 0.21 tags.
Of the 29 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 14 are reframe jokes, ahead of double-meaning (6).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #476 | 13 Oct 2020 | Cort Mccown | 7 | 1.40 | 0.00 |
| KT #402 | 23 Oct 2019 | San Francisco | 3 | 0.41 | 0.40 |
| KT #221 | 21 July 2017 | Kevin Nealon, Kirk Fox | 4 | 0.38 | 0.25 |
| KT #215 | 17 Aug 2017 | Jay Oakerson, Ari Shaffir, Andrew Santino | 4 | 0.13 | 0.00 |
| KT #209 | 22 Aug 2017 | Steve Rannazzisi, Steve Simeone | 4 | 0.43 | 0.50 |
| KT #200 | 19 Dec 2017 | Dave Attell, Ron White | 3 | 0.33 | 0.33 |
| KT #186 | 20 Dec 2016 | Luis J Gomez, Mike Lawrence | 2 | 0.29 | 0.00 |
Jokes from Mikey McKernan's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #47613 Oct 2020
True story. They got married right in front of the chip stand
They just change onion rings
You know conspiracy theories clean their ears out with Q tips
I'm still doing it
KT #40223 Oct 2019
Some of you might not believe me, but my career has been picking up, thank you.
I just headlined a hair salon.
Called it hair lining.
It was a good show.
Then the audience started receding.
KT #22121 July 2017
I don't have any dick jokes, but I'm trying my hardest.
You guys ever thought you can rob a 7-Eleven but you stopped when you saw the cut out cardboard cup?
KT #21517 Aug 2017
Anybody here with their soulmate tonight? I don't believe in soul mates because I had a girl rip my heart out.
So now we're a soul patch.
A lot of people were like, "Why don't you go to the gym, Mikey?" And I was like, "I can't go to the gym.
"The girls look so good, I only work out one arm."
KT #20922 Aug 2017
I just got a Jesus audition, you guys.
I didn't get it, but I forgave them.
You deserve a hug.
One more time for all the comedians you guys didn't laugh at.
KT #20019 Dec 2017
I look like a guy who smokes all his friends weed. My friends like, "Yeah Mikey, he's OG."
"Outta ganja, Bo."
I don't like it when people ask me annoying questions. I think the most annoying question is, do you have any hidden talents?
Yeah, I know how to make paint dry faster.
All right, some of you guys are not into dry humor.
KT #18620 Dec 2016
My name is Mikey, no one takes me seriously because I'm in my 30s and I still go by Mikey. People are like, "Why Mikey?"
Because it's Mikey to your heart.
I tried to try to tap into my subconscious
and found out I was self-conscious,