Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.89 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Hey, what's up guys? My name is Hans Kim and I'm not a racist.

I'm a minority, how could I be impossible?

I don't even see race, I only smell it.

Especially in the Ubers.

[Bit 2]

I don't know why they call it the Middle East.

How do you have a middle of a direction?

It's like being like, "Hey, take a left at the center of right."

Maybe that's why they're so mad all the time.

"Where are we?"

[Bit 3]

I think having white pride is a great thing,

but a lot of people do it incorrectly.

They're always into, like, the Nazis or the Confederate flag.

They're never into building a castle or yodeling.

That's not white pride. That's racism.

You don't have to be white to hate the Jews.

I can do that, too.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Claiming not to see race implies tolerance, but reveals stereotyping by smell.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupHey, what's up guys? My name is Hans Kim and I'm not a racist.

punchlineI don't even see race, I only smell it.

tagEspecially in the Ubers.