Martin Phillips

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Career avg·2.77 bits/set·3.04 beats/set·0.58 punch density·0.97 tag density·26 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.36 punch density·0.33 tag density

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Skips to 8:10 in the episode

[Bit 1]

All right, who makes a noise if you're into

having unprotected sex?

And so were my parents.

[Bit 2]

I actually got started incorporating magic in my act.

I don't know. What the fuck was that? Oh my god. That's the magic. I made that happen.

[Bit 3]

I made that happen. Oh my god. Okay. 9/11. Have you heard about this?

I just, I wondered like what if the director is hijacked a shady airline like a like a spirit or a front care. I've turned the passengers for the thought. This is what I get it.

I know anti.

The terrorists were like, "Whoa, this is really easy to do."

I'm like, "Yeah, I don't know."

Oh, my God.

No one would think it was a terrorist attack.

Like, "Yeah, it's a teeny airline crash."

Everybody fights a hijacking, okay?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Crowd participation about unprotected sex implies a preference poll, but reveals the comedian was born from it.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupAll right, who makes a noise if you're into

setuphaving unprotected sex?

punchlineAnd so were my parents.