William Montgomery

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[Bit 1]

Did Mossad just drop the song of the summer?

You know that mixtape must be fire

if you start listening to it over a walkie-talkie

and it explodes.

[Bit 2]

Apparently in Haiti, they don't have animal shelters.

They're called "All You Can Eat Buffets."

[Bit 3]

Here's a quote from Kamala Harris running

made Tim Walls from this past weekend.

"We can't afford four more years of this."

Wait, what?

Holy shit, dumbass!

[Bit 4]

Remember the rumor that Mr. Rogers had sleeve tattoos

and was a sniper in Vietnam?

It gets worse. He was pro-life.

I imagine if today Mr. Rogers was like,

"I'm pro-life, I support the children,"

Y'all would be like, "You hate women!"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A mixtape becomes so extreme that it explodes.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupDid Mossad just drop the song of the summer?

setupYou know that mixtape must be fire

setupif you start listening to it over a walkie-talkie

punchlineand it explodes.