Drew Nickens

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Career avg·2.21 bits/set·4.79 beats/set·0.63 punch density·0.88 tag density·14 sets

This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.47 punch density·0.60 tag density

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Skips to 23:40 in the episode

[Bit 1]

So I don't mind dating girls with kids

because I'm a child at heart.

[Bit 2]

But I am worried about finding a woman who wants to peg me.

Because God damn it, I forget shit all the time.

I forget she has a gag reflex.

I forget to do the dishes, take out the trash.

Forget that she's got a clit.

And I know anger is going to build.

And you know when you're begging someone,

it goes finger, tongue, small toy, average white guy.

And I know that she's not going to follow the rules.

There's going to be candles.

There's going to be a romantic interest.

And then we're gonna come in, she's gonna go finger,

she's gonna go tongue, then she's gonna go

right into fucking Mandinko, am I right?

Oh man, and then she's gonna be getting me

and there's gonna be some cracking sounds

and then I'm gonna talk like Finding Nemo, Dory.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Dating mothers could be age-appropriate for a childish adult.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupSo I don't mind dating girls with kids

punchlinebecause I'm a child at heart.