Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.25 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 6:09 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Hope you guys had a good Father's Day.

Hope you got to spend some time with your fathers.

You know, Juneteenth was Wednesday,

so everyone else got to celebrate as well.

[Bit 2]

Recently went to a basketball game,

and they did the wave there.

I've never seen a crime wave in person before.

[Bit 3]

And yeah, love the African American community,

don't get me wrong, you know,

who doesn't love a good song?

Black people, they've gone through hell

and they've done so much for America,

but technically that is my bike.

[Bit 4]

I love being Asian, very tough to be Asian.

You know, you guys come home drunk,

you can eat whatever the fuck you want.

I have to eat food with chopsticks.

Whiskey makes my chopsticks go soft.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A Father's Day greeting implies universal family togetherness, but reveals that Black people celebrated Juneteenth instead.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupHope you guys had a good Father's Day.

setupHope you got to spend some time with your fathers.

setupYou know, Juneteenth was Wednesday,

punchlineso everyone else got to celebrate as well.