Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.64 punch density·0.40 tag density

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Skips to 10:21 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- Hey, it's good to be here in Texas

'cause I can say retard here.

[Bit 2]

Just can't abort one.

Pop out that retard, you faggot.

I wanna berate it accurately.

[Bit 3]

Love Texas, you know, I love Austin

because this is the only place I appreciate liberals.

I think Austin is the only place

that liberals should be at, surrounded and scared.

[Bit 4]

I love being in Texas during the pandemic

because every time I coughed,

I could watch Texans be afraid of the virus

for the first time.

They're like, "I know it's a hoax,

"but he might have the original variant."

[Bit 5]

Love Texas, Texas is where I learned

that mopping is just Mexican calligraphy.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“being glad to be in Texas implies general appreciation, but reveals the freedom to say a slur.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- Hey, it's good to be here in Texas

punchline'cause I can say retard here.