2023-01-31

Set 11 · Episode 594

William Montgomery

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Career avg·4.13 bits/set·4.51 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.57 tag density·101 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.60 punch density·1.25 tag density·Small Joke Book

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Skips to 1:44:55 in the episode

[Bit 1]

This is one of those good news, bad news situations.

A few days ago a Yeti Airlines jet crashed in Nepal.

The bad news is when the first responders

got to the crash site a couple days later,

they found everyone dead.

The good news, the beer was still ice cold.

Let's give it up for Yeti Coolers, Austin!

I had no idea they had gotten into avionics.

They have a very diverse business portfolio, okay.

[Bit 2]

This thing with Biden and all the classified documents

is getting really out of hand.

Today they found the nuclear launch codes

in a bag of Biden's Depends.

He's old as shit!

[Bit 3]

In an effort to be more modern,

the Masters Golf Tournament is changing its name

from the racially insensitive name,

the Masters, to the more inclusive,

the Human Traffickers.

[Bit 4]

Houston's, we have a problem.

That is a fat guy finding out his credit card

just got declined at a Houston's restaurant.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Yeti" implies coolers, but reveals an airline, so crash tragedy could be reframe as product demo.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupThis is one of those good news, bad news situations.

setupA few days ago a Yeti Airlines jet crashed in Nepal.

setupThe bad news is when the first responders

setupgot to the crash site a couple days later,

setupthey found everyone dead.

punchlineThe good news, the beer was still ice cold.

tagLet's give it up for Yeti Coolers, Austin!

tagI had no idea they had gotten into avionics.

tagThey have a very diverse business portfolio, okay.