Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.56 punch density·0.25 tag density

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Skips to 1:39:06 in the episode

[Bit 1]

'cause I can say retard here.

Just can't jerk off to them anymore.

Just got a picture in your head like the good old days.

[Bit 2]

You know, a lot of ladies get mad at me

because they send me nudes,

and I don't send nudes in return.

I'm like, "Why would I return a gift with a felony?"

[Bit 3]

I was recently in San Francisco.

It's the mecca of Asians.

I love San Francisco.

It's the only place Asian women have asses.

I was like, "Holy shit, is that an Asian girl with an ass

or a 12-year-old Latino boy?"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Saying retard here implies free speech, but reveals lost attraction.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup'cause I can say retard here.

punchlineJust can't jerk off to them anymore.

tagJust got a picture in your head like the good old days.