Heath Cordes

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Career avg·2.40 bits/set·2.80 beats/set·0.42 punch density·0.82 tag density·5 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.83 punch density·1.50 tag density

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Skips to 46:31 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Just got out of my first like,

real toxic relationship, come on.

Yeah, it was great at first,

but then it just got really needy and I needed space.

So like, I couldn't see her anymore.

And that's why I said, I hate to do this,

but if you leave me, I'll kill your family.

Burn your house down, shoot my brains out.

I don't give a fuck.

emotional wreck right now. Try me. Now I legally can't see her anymore. It's all

[Bit 2]

right I'm gonna fuck the shit out of Elaine tonight. That's the end of my

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Needing space implies a breakup, but reveals murder threats.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupJust got out of my first like,

setupreal toxic relationship, come on.

setupYeah, it was great at first,

setupbut then it just got really needy and I needed space.

setupSo like, I couldn't see her anymore.

setupAnd that's why I said, I hate to do this,

punchlinebut if you leave me, I'll kill your family.

tagBurn your house down, shoot my brains out.

tagI don't give a fuck.

tagemotional wreck right now. Try me. Now I legally can't see her anymore. It's all