Matt Sturm

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.50 bits/set·5.50 beats/set·0.48 punch density·0.91 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.41 punch density·1.25 tag density

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Skips to 1:13:03 in the episode

[Bit 1]

How's it going? I'm getting a little fat.

Uh...

I'm getting a little fat, guys.

I was with a girl recently. She tried to titty-fuck me.

Yeah, you ever have that happen?

"Yeah, you ever have that happen?"

"Yeah, she was starting to milk me like a fucking ravaging beast."

"She was fucking pulling my tits and shit."

[Bit 2]

"Uh, I'm German and Jewish, so I want to kill myself."

[Bit 3]

Uh, Passion of the Christ 2 came out quick.

Uh, I can do this fast.

Passion of the Christ 2 came out quickly.

Mel Gibson announced it's a good time for him to hate Jews, right?

[Bit 4]

You can laugh.

I just said I'm Jewish.

It's okay.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Getting fat becomes so extreme that titty-fucking happens.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupHow's it going? I'm getting a little fat.

setupI'm getting a little fat, guys.

punchlineI was with a girl recently. She tried to titty-fuck me.

tagYeah, you ever have that happen?

tag"Yeah, you ever have that happen?"

tag"Yeah, she was starting to milk me like a fucking ravaging beast."

tag"She was fucking pulling my tits and shit."