William Montgomery

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[Bit 1]

First off, Tony, I'm very excited to announce

that Punky Johnson and I are officially dating,

and she's actually pregnant.

April Fools, okay.

[Bit 2]

Anybody else jealous they didn't get the invite

to Puff Daddy's parties?

Everybody's all mad, and I'm all like,

"Oh, yeah, terrible.

Maybe I should go undercover to investigate."

[Bit 3]

People are saying Cuba getting junior committed a crime,

but I'll tell you what the real crime is.

He won an Oscar.

Oh, a black guy plays an athlete.

How'd he get into character? What a stretch.

[Bit 4]

As a defense attorney, I must advise that admitting

to shooting the sheriff but then claiming you didn't shoot

the deputy is a bad legal defense.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Announcing a celebrity pregnancy implies real gossip, but reveals an April Fools prank.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupFirst off, Tony, I'm very excited to announce

setupthat Punky Johnson and I are officially dating,

setupand she's actually pregnant.

punchlineApril Fools, okay.