Pete Garza

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.70 punch density·1.33 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.70 punch density·1.33 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 14:41 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- I tried to glory hole for the first time.

I don't get why you wouldn't just shit in the toilet.

That other guy was fucking pissed.

Got on his shoes.

[Bit 2]

I gotta stop going to strip clubs.

I got in an argument with the stripper the last time I went.

She wanted me to pay her $100 because I came in my pants.

I was like, bitch, I came in with that.

It's not even my cum, you don't know.

You dumb fucking slut.

I did still pay her the money though,

because I wanted to have sex with her.

But hey, you guys know me.

I always fuck with two condoms.

Not even scared of pregnancy or STDs.

I just hate the way that pussy feels.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Glory hole" implies sex, but reveals a toilet misunderstanding.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- I tried to glory hole for the first time.

punchlineI don't get why you wouldn't just shit in the toilet.

tagThat other guy was fucking pissed.

tagGot on his shoes.