William Montgomery

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This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.67 punch density·0.20 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I saw earlier today, Red Band has a new bumper sticker

that says, "I'd rather be hijacking you 9-93."

Dude, what does that even fucking mean, Red Band?

That's the airplane that went into the ground.

[Bit 2]

You know why the Pony Express failed?

The horses formed a union.

[Bit 3]

Did y'all see that Dateline episode

where a prominent housewife was murdered

and the husband was having an affair?

For once, I wanna watch an episode where nobody dies

and everybody lives happily ever after.

Dateline, I don't see anybody going on no dates.

[Bit 4]

Welp, I got locked in the Abercrombie and Fitch store again.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A 9/11 bumper sticker is widely understood but rarely said aloud.”

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupI saw earlier today, Red Band has a new bumper sticker

setupthat says, "I'd rather be hijacking you 9-93."

punchlineDude, what does that even fucking mean, Red Band?

tagThat's the airplane that went into the ground.