William Montgomery

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.60 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I'm gonna name my first child Steve Harvey Oswald.

Witnesses in Dallas say they saw a man

in a bright purple suit fleeing the scene.

[Bit 2]

Frankly, I think it's disrespectful

to wear a band t-shirt to another band show.

So if I catch you wearing your Bon Jovi hoodie

at an AFEX Twin Concert Red Band,

I will fucking kill you.

You piece of shit.

[Bit 3]

The White House made two important announcements last week

with the first being that the bag of powder

found in the White House after Hunter Biden had been there

was not cocaine but sawdust.

The second announcement was that the White House thinks

you are stupid as fuck.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Steve Harvey" sounds like "Lee Harvey Oswald", and "Steve Harvey" fits because of bright suits fleeing Dallas.”

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

punchlineI'm gonna name my first child Steve Harvey Oswald.

tagWitnesses in Dallas say they saw a man

tagin a bright purple suit fleeing the scene.