Hans Kim

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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.67 punch density·0.50 tag density

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Skips to 9:57 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Uh, I hate it when people call me autistic.

It makes me want to break eye contact

and hum a song quietly to myself.

[Bit 2]

I'm in a long-distance relationship right now,

which is the worst,

'cause that's the worst place to have a girlfriend

is far away.

It's like owning a star.

I got the certificate right here.

She's really hot.

It's like an African child that I send a dick pic to every now and then.

It's like having a cheeseburger in Europe.

I can't touch it or smell it or taste it,

but some European guy has it all over his mouth right now.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Rejecting an autistic label implies offense, but reveals autistic behavior.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupUh, I hate it when people call me autistic.

setupIt makes me want to break eye contact

punchlineand hum a song quietly to myself.