Set 5 · Episode 574
David Lucas
RegularBlackMan
Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets
This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.76 punch density·3.33 tag density
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Skips to 49:24 in the episode
[Bit 1]
Just moved to Austin.
Can't believe I let all these richer people
these richer people convinced me to move
to this hot ass city, man.
I don't know how y'all had slaves in Texas.
It's too fucking hot, baby.
They must've been picking cotton at night.
What the fuck is?
I be like, hey boss, let me get the 11 to six shit.
I be like, fuck that, it's too hot.
[Bit 2]
I had to get out of LA, man.
I was tired of getting robbed by gay niggas.
I was like, "Motherfucker, you got on Lulu Lemon, man.
"What the...
"I can see your dick print, bitch.
"What, you trying to rob me?
"You trying to fuck me, goddamnit.
"I'd rather you fuck me so I can keep my shit, man."
[Bit 3]
My favorite thing to do in West Hollywood,
that's where I was living, very gay area,
was go to the gym and flirt with gay guys.
That was, they'd be like,
"Are you finished with those weights?"
I'm like, "Don't be scared to ask.
I don't bite.
And then they see me in the park a lot like,
"Hey, I'm like, "Hey, bitch,
"get away from me with that gay shit, nigga."
I was just playing, motherfucker.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Texas heat becomes so extreme that enslaved people would have had to work at night.”
Joke Type
hyperboleLines
setupJust moved to Austin.
setupCan't believe I let all these richer people
setupthese richer people convinced me to move
setupto this hot ass city, man.
setupI don't know how y'all had slaves in Texas.
setupIt's too fucking hot, baby.
punchlineThey must've been picking cotton at night.
tagWhat the fuck is?
tagI be like, hey boss, let me get the 11 to six shit.
tagI be like, fuck that, it's too hot.