Set 1 · Episode 574

Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.71 punch density·0.25 tag density

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Skips to 11:38 in the episode

[Bit 1]

It's good to be here with a penis.
The genitals of champions and men and women's sports.

[Bit 2]

Biden recently forgave $10,000 in student loans.
$20,000 if you have a Pell Grant.
$30,000 if you let him sniff your hair.

[Bit 3]

I think it's weird how in yoga studios
they make you bring in your own yoga mat.
Like, why don't you make your floor out of yoga mats?
Or are you making me bring in the floor to your business?
It's like you go to an ice skating rink and they make you bring in a piece of ice.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

Having a penis implies a privilege, but reveals a sports loophole.

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupIt's good to be here with a penis.
punchlineThe genitals of champions and men and women's sports.
Hans Kim - Ep 574 | PunchNotes