Set 11 · Episode 574
William Montgomery
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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.30 punch density·0.50 tag density
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[Bit 1]
I'm about to be an uncle for the first time
and I'm pretty excited because my brother says
I can be in the delivery room when he banks his wife
in front of the nurses.
I'm literally about to be an uncle though.
That's just fun.
[Bit 2]
An Italian man just tested positive for monkey pox,
COVID and HIV all at the same time.
And I thought my trip to San Francisco was rough.
[Bit 3]
There's a new program where prisoners are writing poetry
to express their feelings.
I wonder what these poems look like.
Give me your money and give it to me now.
If you don't shut the fuck up, my gun's gonna go pow.
Open up the trunk and get your fat ass inside.
I'm gonna be driving off a bridge,
so hang on for the ride.
[Bit 4]
I'm not too big into urban lore, but rumor has it,
Red Band once fell out of a tree house and didn't get hurt.
Hey, Red Band, is that because you have a deal
with the fucking devil?
We all know you worship Satan, dude.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Being invited to the delivery room implies witnessing a birth, but reveals watching sex.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupI'm about to be an uncle for the first time
setupand I'm pretty excited because my brother says
setupI can be in the delivery room when he banks his wife
punchlinein front of the nurses.
tagI'm literally about to be an uncle though.
tagThat's just fun.