2025-02-25

Set 1 · Episode 708

Enrique Chacon

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.66 tag density·6 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.24 punch density·0.25 tag density

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Skips to 6:06 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Yeah, man, I heard that ICE is detained and Latinos that look illegal, man.

That's why I tell everybody that I'm a trans, you know?

You know?

Not the kind that chops your dick off.

The kind that's really good at Rubik's Cube.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, I'm a translation, man.

[Bit 2]

I think I'll be the most annoying person

to deport on a flight, like, "Oh, man,

I know I don't have any rights, but can I at least get

the window seat and an extra foil blanket?

I want to go back into my country looking

like an illegal Pop-Tart, you know?"

[Bit 3]

My dad, he was a veteran in El Salvador.

He hated communism.

I hated communism and fuck communism.

I can't even share an appetizer.

[Bit 4]

He used to tell me how he would torture communists, right?

Apparently he used to tie them up naked,

throw cold water at them and slap their feet afterwards

so they can get pneumonia and die.

And I'm like, "Damn, dad, that's kind of gay."

If you do that shit to me, I'm gonna cum.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Trans" can mean transgender or translation.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupYeah, man, I heard that ICE is detained and Latinos that look illegal, man.

setupThat's why I tell everybody that I'm a trans, you know?

setupNot the kind that chops your dick off.

setupThe kind that's really good at Rubik's Cube.

punchlineYeah, I'm a translation, man.