William Montgomery

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[Bit 1]

- I feel like we should ramp up President's Day

just a notch, like we should all be forced to kneel on rugs

that face the Washington Monument

and pray to the gods that we elected!

[Bit 2]

So the buzz in Hollywood is they're making a prequel

to "Cliffhanger" and "A Star's a Volcano"?

'Cause volcanoes make mountains, Cliff.

[Bit 3]

Elon Musk says that millions of people

receiving Social Security payments

are between 150 and 200 years old,

with one person being 360 years old.

Red band, I knew your mom was old as shit, but damn!

[Bit 4]

Germany is cracking down on hate speech.

Um, seems a little ironic.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Celebrating presidents could be formal religious worship of elected officials.”

Joke Type

reframe

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setup- I feel like we should ramp up President's Day

setupjust a notch, like we should all be forced to kneel on rugs

setupthat face the Washington Monument

punchlineand pray to the gods that we elected!