William Montgomery

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.18 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 1:59:40 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Earlier, when David tried to get in the club,

they stopped him at the door, and I said,

"Do you not know who this is? This is David Spade."

And the doorman said, "Yeah, but it's 21 and up."

[Bit 2]

David Spade and Red Band have a lot in common.

David only dates tens,

and that's exactly who Red Band solicits.

10-year-olds, Red Band. That's what I was going for.

[Bit 3]

-And Austin, Jr., high school,

just got a new basketball coach.

I think his name is John Calipari.

[Bit 4]

People are upset that federal agents shot

and killed the director of the Bill

and Hillary Clinton Airport last week.

I don't really know what all the fuss is about

because mysterious death was in his job description.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Vouching for David Spade at the door implies celebrity access, but reveals he looks underage.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupEarlier, when David tried to get in the club,

setupthey stopped him at the door, and I said,

setup"Do you not know who this is? This is David Spade."

punchlineAnd the doorman said, "Yeah, but it's 21 and up."