Martin Phillips

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Career avg·2.77 bits/set·3.04 beats/set·0.58 punch density·0.97 tag density·26 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.45 punch density·0.67 tag density

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Skips to 8:05 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I flew with my dog and he was freaking out.

I was like man, chill.

I haven't even hijacked the plane yet.

You're blowing my cover, you know?

[Bit 2]

I'm gonna get a new dog, I'm gonna get a drug dog

and use it for good, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, Sparky, let's find out where the party's at.

[Bit 3]

I see these, I've left out this function,

and then at some commercials it's,

oh he's the guy working on his farm

or fixing his truck, it's like yeah,

that's what I need a motor when I had shit to do,

you know, when I'm around livestock.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A nervous dog implies flight anxiety, but reveals a hijacking plan.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI flew with my dog and he was freaking out.

setupI was like man, chill.

punchlineI haven't even hijacked the plane yet.

tagYou're blowing my cover, you know?