Set 4 · Episode 763

Michael Hines

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Career avg·6.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·1.02 punch density·0.33 tag density·2 sets

This set·6 bits·6 beats·0.64 punch density·0.50 tag density

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Skips to 37:56 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I got cheated on by a Native American girl.
She was a Navajo.

[Bit 2]

I've been getting a lot of Andrew Tate alpha male content
in my feed lately, so the algorithm hasn't figured me out.
Just because I hate liberal (beep)
doesn't mean I like conservative ones.

[Bit 3]

And it's 'cause they'll make one video
make in front of some dorks pronouns,
but then the next one they call themselves
an Omega Sigma Alpha Male.
And those are just pronouns for frat dudes,
which is fucking gay.

[Bit 4]

AI scammers and Indian scammers have both been evolving
at a breakneck pace to compete.
It's a real space race to see who can act human first.

[Bit 5]

And it's impressive the Indians are keeping up
with the digital war, 'cause they're fighting
a physical war of Pakistan, World War II,
are you familiar?
That's how Pat
does it go, "Pucular," you know?

[Bit 6]

Every trans woman I've ever met has been mentally ill, so maybe they are women.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

"Navajo" sounds like "nah a ho", and "nah a ho" fits because she cheated.

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupI got cheated on by a Native American girl.
punchlineShe was a Navajo.
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