Set 7 · Episode 763
Michael Scott
Bucket PullManLarge Joke Book
Career avg·1.67 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.45 punch density·0.72 tag density·3 sets
This set·1 bit·6 beats·0.86 punch density·1.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
- I got a Roomba recently.
He's black, he cleans my house.
It's a sweet deal.
What is the black base model for every object
that's supposed to improve our lives?
Why is it always black?
I gave mine a pair of white gloves and a bow tie.
I push clean on him and he goes up and down the halls.
"Massa, keep my batteries charged."
The other day I hit clean on Toby.
Oh, his name is Toby.
Uh...
I couldn't name him Kunta.
My mom comes over, I'm like, "Watch your feet.
Kunta's trying to get by."
So the other day I hit clean on Toby.
He goes towards the end of the hall and he's cleaning
and he starts beeping and goes back
to recharge his batteries.
And I nearly spilt my sweet tea.
I get up and I go, "The hell you will?"
Nobody said you could take a break.
So I got up and I watched him clean my house
until he died.
And when he died, I bought a new one at an auction
for three fifths the price of one of those black ones.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A Roomba is like an enslaved servant because both are Black household cleaners.”
Joke Type
analogyLines
setup- I got a Roomba recently.
punchlineHe's black, he cleans my house.
tagIt's a sweet deal.