William Montgomery

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.30 punch density·0.75 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So let's try this out.

I can't believe what happened with Alec Baldwin

killing someone so I went back to look at what he's been in

and I think we should have seen it coming.

I mean you have Dr. Death, Glengarry, Glenn Bang

and who can forget 30 Glock.

[Bit 2]

I bet after Fight Club came out,

the Pixies were like,

"Oh, just what we needed, more downloads."

[Bit 3]

Very unhappy to announce I ran over a guy earlier today.

I was looking up at a billboard

trying to figure out what it said,

and the dumbass walked right in front of my car.

Turns out the billboard said, "Please be careful.

"Pedestrian deaths are on the rise."

Y'all know I love running over homeless people.

[Bit 4]

Y'all can make all the Alec Baldwin jokes you want,

but if he were to do stand up, he would kill.

Y'all know I've killed homeless people before.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Alec Baldwin movie titles could be warnings about killing.”

Joke Type

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setupSo let's try this out.

setupI can't believe what happened with Alec Baldwin

setupkilling someone so I went back to look at what he's been in

setupand I think we should have seen it coming.

punchlineI mean you have Dr. Death, Glengarry, Glenn Bang

tagand who can forget 30 Glock.