Emily Wade

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Skips to 42:46 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- I'm from Boston.

You can't really hear it from my accent

unless I say certain words like "back"

or "cackies"

or "suck my fucking dick, bitch."

You know, the classics.

My guy friend heard my accent once, and he was like,

"Emily, I think it's kind of hot

that you have a Boston accent.

Do you use it in the bedroom?"

I was like, "What the fuck do you think I do in there?

I'm just like, 'How to--'

Faster.

No, you show me who's in Chaj Daddy.

I want you to pack that Big Mac truck right in Havoc Garage.

Or whatever Caddy B says."

I was having sex recently, though,

and he was hitting it from the back,

and I don't know where I just turn and go,

"Use me like a fucking fleshlight."

Sex stops immediately.

Nothing will get you softer than Mark Wahlberg's voice

coming out of my body.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Listing Boston accent words implies regional pronunciations, but reveals an obscene phrase.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- I'm from Boston.

setupYou can't really hear it from my accent

setupunless I say certain words like "back"

setupor "cackies"

punchlineor "suck my fucking dick, bitch."

tagYou know, the classics.