Martin Phillips

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Career avg·2.77 bits/set·3.04 beats/set·0.58 punch density·0.97 tag density·26 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·1.33 punch density·1.67 tag density

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[Bit 1]

What's up? Hey, the medication I take is called oral backlifen.

I take oral backlifen because I don't want to take anal backlifen, you know?

It could fall out, you know?

[Bit 2]

Some people smoke weed through an apple.

I smoke through a squash.

I'm like, "Oh, I'm so squashed right now.

Let's get squashed."

I'm trying to make it a thing.

[Bit 3]

Uh, scientists say, scientifically speaking,

you can sleep with your second cousin.

And I don't know, it sounds like that scientist

just had a really hot cousin, you know?

Like, "I did the research. It's cool."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Oral medication could be evidence a rectal version also exists.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupWhat's up? Hey, the medication I take is called oral backlifen.

punchlineI take oral backlifen because I don't want to take anal backlifen, you know?

tagIt could fall out, you know?