William Montgomery

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This set·6 bits·6 beats·0.50 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Tony, I'm about to be fuckin' threatening violence

against Red Band's moms.

Pussy tonight!

[Bit 2]

"This town is not big enough for the both of us,"

said two clinically obese people.

[Bit 3]

And by the way, Red Band, your mama was so fat,

now there's an ozimpic shortage.

[Bit 4]

The Reverend Jesse Jackson just died,

and I'm trying to figure out what he did

to piss off Hillary Clinton.

[Bit 5]

I asked Chat GPT to explain the concept of God

in the shortest terms possible.

It wrote back two words, "A-Fex Twin."

[Bit 6]

A Texas grand jury declined to indict a man

who shot and killed his daughter

because she said bad things about Donald Trump.

I'm no lawyer, but isn't that called justifiable homicide?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Threatening violence against someone's mother implies physical harm, but reveals sexual intent.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupTony, I'm about to be fuckin' threatening violence

setupagainst Red Band's moms.

punchlinePussy tonight!