Set 1 · Episode 692

Heath Cordes

Golden TicketYoungLarge Joke Book

Career avg·2.40 bits/set·2.80 beats/set·0.42 punch density·0.82 tag density·5 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.47 punch density·0.75 tag density

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Skips to 5:16 in the episode

[Bit 1]

A lady broke my heart recently.

She said she'd always be in my corner,

but she's not, she left, she's not in my corner.

She left.

Stupid fucking bitch.

But you know what's always been in my corner?

You know what's actually in my corner?

Stiff socks.

It's freedom.

[Bit 2]

I met a nice lady the other night.

She told me that she had a mommy kink

and that's great for me, that's perfect.

I'm kinky.

I have a fucking thing that moves kink.

[Bit 3]

She, you know, I didn't use protection.

I'm not supposed to know what that is.

Just a small boy.

[Bit 4]

She asked me if I had some.

I said, when I'm in danger, I call 911.

I'm a dad now.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"In my corner" can mean loyal support or physically in a bedroom corner.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupA lady broke my heart recently.

setupShe said she'd always be in my corner,

setupbut she's not, she left, she's not in my corner.

setupShe left.

setupBut you know what's always been in my corner?

setupYou know what's actually in my corner?

punchlineStiff socks.

tagIt's freedom.