William Montgomery

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This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.80 punch density·0.60 tag density

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[Bit 1]

That lady literally just touched my dick

when she walked past me.

[Bit 2]

On the way here, my girlfriend and I

pulled up to an intersection,

and there was a homeless guy wearing a Nirvana shirt,

and my girlfriend rolls down the window and says,

"Name four songs, dumbass."

[Bit 3]

My agent called me the other day

and said he thinks there might be a World War III.

And I said, "Great, could there be a part in it for me?"

But then I started thinking about it.

I think the last thing we need is another Hollywood reboot.

[Bit 4]

What's harder, finding where's Waldo

or going to a rap concert

and trying to figure out which one on stage is the rapper?

It's like they're all kind of wearing the same thing

on stage, but they're not.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Accidental genital contact is widely understood as awkward but rarely said aloud.”

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

punchlineThat lady literally just touched my dick

tagwhen she walked past me.