Set 5 · Episode 657
Kam Patterson
RegularManBlackSmall Joke Book
Career avg·1.87 bits/set·3.13 beats/set·0.33 punch density·1.36 tag density·15 sets
This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.90 punch density·5.00 tag density
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Skips to 43:50 in the episode
[Bit 1]
Let's get into it, I been,
I been trying this shit all week, nigga.
Nobody been laughing, but I got a haircut
and I'm pissed off about it.
I look like a bitch, man.
I look like a real fuck nigga right now.
I used to look like a real screech nigga, man.
Now I look like a white lady got her hands
with like a Rottweiler or something
and painting his nails blue,
I feel like a real fuck nigga right now.
My mama told me I should do it,
thought it would be a good idea,
but I shouldn't trust that bitch.
She's a horrible person.
She had me getting bald-fated
until I was like in seventh grade.
She not a good person to talk about with hair.
[Bit 2]
I said it, somebody told me I look like
a high school musical basketball star.
That piss me the fuck off.
It sounded like the black Corbin Blue.
That nigga already black, dog.
He's already a nigga.
It can't be a black nigga.
He's already a nigga already, man.
I look like that one episode of Spongebob.
He's like, "I'm normal, goof ass nigga."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A bad haircut becomes so extreme that you look like a groomed Rottweiler.”
Joke Type
hyperboleLines
setupLet's get into it, I been,
setupI been trying this shit all week, nigga.
setupNobody been laughing, but I got a haircut
setupand I'm pissed off about it.
punchlineI look like a bitch, man.
tagI look like a real fuck nigga right now.
tagI used to look like a real screech nigga, man.
tagNow I look like a white lady got her hands
tagwith like a Rottweiler or something
tagand painting his nails blue,
tagI feel like a real fuck nigga right now.